Everyone loves a little mood lighting for their dinner, but pitch black with spotlights isn't quite what we had in mind. You don't want your guests to worry you're going to jump up on the table and give them a lap dance, do you? Don't answer that if you're thinking that's not such a bad thing. And the strobe lights? They may look good while dancing on a pole, but they're known to cause seizures. We suspect you'd find it unfortunate to have to administer CPR to someone who's got a mouthful of beef stroganoff.