Though not one of the more enjoyable moments in life, vomit happens. When it does, follow these directions to purge your household surfaces of the nasty stains.

How to Remove Vomit Stains From:

Acetate, Burlap, Fiberglass, Rayon,
Rope, Silk, Triacetate, Wool

Gently scrape (the method of using a dull tool to gently lift off excess solid or caked-on stains) up solids. Sponge (the method of using a dampened pad to apply light strokes, moving outward from the center of the stain) the area with water and apply a wet spotter and a few drops of ammonia. (Do not use ammonia on silk and wool.) Cover with an absorbent pad moistened with wet spotter and ammonia. Let it stand as long as any stain is being picked up. Change the pad as it picks up the stain. Keep the stain and pad moist with wet spotter and ammonia. Flush (the method of applying stain remover to loosen staining material and residue from stain removers) thoroughly with cool water, making sure to remove all traces of ammonia.

How to Remove Vomit Stains From:
Acrylic Fabric, Cotton, Linen, Modacrylic,
Nylon, Olefin, Polyester, Spandex

Quickly scrape to remove solids. Soak the stain in a solution of 1 quart warm water, 1/2 teaspoon liquid detergent, and 1 tablespoon ammonia. Tamp (the method of bringing a brush down with light strokes on stained durable fabrics and materials) or scrape to help loosen the stain. Blot occasionally with an absorbent pad. Rinse well with water, making sure to remove all ammonia traces.

How To Make Wet And Dry Spotters
Dry spotter:
To make a dry spotter, combine 1 part coconut oil (available at pharmacies and health food stores) and 8 parts liquid dry-cleaning solvent. This solution may be stored if the container is tightly capped to prevent evaporation of the solvent. Mineral oil may be substituted for the coconut oil, but is not quite as effective.
Caution: Dry-cleaning solvents are poisonous and may
be flammable.

Wet spotter:
To prepare a wet spotter, mix 1 part glycerine, 1 part white dishwashing detergent, and 8 parts water. Shake well before each use. Store wet spotter in a plastic squeeze bottle.

How to Remove Vomit Stains From:
Acrylic Plastic, Aluminum, Asphalt, Brass,
Bronze, Ceramic Glass/Tile, Chromium,
Copper, Cork, Enamel, Glass, Gold, Iron,
Ivory, Jade, Linoleum, Paint (flat or gloss),
Pewter, Plexiglas, Polyurethane, Porcelain,
Stainless Steel, Tin, Vinyl Clothing,
Vinyl Tile, Vinyl Wallcovering

Scrape or wipe up solids, then wash the area with a cloth dipped in warm sudsy water. Rinse thoroughly and wipe dry with a soft cloth.

How to Remove Vomit Stains From:
Alabaster, Marble

Wipe up solids, then wipe the stain with a cloth or sponge dipped in cool water. If stain remains, mix a poultice of water, powdered detergent, and bleach. Apply it to the stain and cover with a damp cloth to retard evaporation. When stain has been bleached out, rinse thoroughly and wipe dry.

How to Remove Vomit Stains From:
Bamboo, Cane

Scrape or wipe up solids, then wash stain with a cloth or brush dipped in warm soapy water to which a few drops of ammonia have been added. Rinse with clear water and wipe dry.

How to Remove Vomit Stains From:
Bluestone, Brick, Concrete, Flagstone,
Granite, Limestone, Masonry Tile,
Sandstone, Slate, Terrazzo

Scrape or wipe up solids. Then wash the stained area with a cloth dipped in a solution of washing soda or detergent (not soap) and water. Rinse well and allow to dry.

How to Remove Vomit Stains From:
Carpet (synthetic or wool)

Scrape up solids, then apply Up & Out (do not use on wool) Spot Shot Carpet Stain Remover, or Stain-X Carpet Stain Remover. Or, wipe up solids, being careful not to force the stain deeper into the pile. Sponge the area with a solution of 1 teaspoon mild, non-alkali detergent and 1/2 pint lukewarm water. Blot the liquid with an absorbent pad. Continue sponging and blotting until no more stain is removed. Sponge the area with a solution of 1 tablespoon ammonia and 1 cup warm water. (Do not use ammonia on wool carpets.) Blot excess liquid. Continue until no more stain is being removed. Place an absorbent pad over the damp area and weigh it down with a heavy object. When no more liquid is absorbed, remove the pad and allow carpet to thoroughly air dry.

How to Remove Vomit Stains From:
Fur (natural or synthetic)

Carefully wipe up the solids. Wipe stain with a cloth dipped in the suds of a mild detergent and water to which a few drops of ammonia have been added. Rinse with a cloth dampened with clear water. Rub with the nap of the fur; taking care not to soak or over-wet the pelt or backing. Air dry away from heat.

How to Remove Vomit Stains From:
Grout

After removing solids, wipe the stain with a cloth dipped in cool water. If any stain remains, dip a wet toothbrush into a little baking soda or powdered cleanser and gently scrub the spot. Rinse thoroughly with water and wipe dry.

How to Remove Vomit Stains From:
Leather, Suede

Gently scrape to remove solids. Mix a solution of mild soap in lukewarm water. Swish to create a great volume of suds. Apply only the foam with a sponge. Rinse well with a clean damp cloth and wipe dry. For leather only, condition with Tannery Vintage Leather Cleaner & Conditioner or Fiebing's Saddle Soap.

How to Remove Vomit Stains From:
Wallpaper

Gently scrape up solids. Wipe the stain with a cloth moistened with cool water. Overlap strokes to prevent streaking. Use a clean cloth to gently pat dry.

How to Remove Vomit Stains From:
Wood

Wipe up the solids. Wipe the stain with a cloth dipped in cool clear water. Wipe dry with a soft cloth and polish or wax the wood as usual.

Being sick is something we'd rather forget. These stain removal tips will prevent you from having a permanent reminder in the form of laundry stains.